Monday, March 16, 2015

This is us and this cake we made that we put pudding on top up... Super delish.



Hermana Fardos and I dressed up as "missionaries" for our last district/zone meeting together 


I drew my soul-mate


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There have been 4 scorpions (I call them Squirps) in our house (one baby tiny one)

I killed them all but the first time was the funniest... I felt it was going to fall into my shirt so I took it off and then with squirt bottle posion in one hand and shoe in other I climbed onto the toilet to reach it. I was nervous and froze so I asked hermana whittaker to talk about the stories of Jesus to distract/motivate me. She talked about the TESTAMENT movie. hahahaha I finally killed it. Then the next time it was swifter but took boots (picture included) and after that its been like.... NBD



I didnt know how to feel leaving MARIANO

Christmas came early in Anahi


ELDER LIRA AND I HAVE 14 MONTHS

We found this cute picture of us sleeping but then.... WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURE?

PIZZA

I like turtles


Enjoying a P-day Lomito



at the museo

Super Powers

Snails see the benefits

Mostly we just take pictures of each other at night and just laugh so hard 



Baby Kitties


My COMPANION takes pictures of me all the time like we´re going out or something!



***My companions blog (for the other side of the story) 

chloewhittaker.blogspot.com


I don´t know what to write because too many GREAT things are happening and I couldn´t possibly remember them all nor properly describe them! but life is GREAT. 
My companion and I wake up and go to sleep in ACE moods everyday (and night)

We are working with really special people here and I am just so content with life.

I love Hermana Whittaker and I love the mission!

Im kind of getting weird because July is coming, but.., more just because I never know how to end something well. Remeber how weird my Youtube videos end? and in China I didn´t even tell anyone it was my last day! When I quit at Chuck a Rama only the boss knew I was doing it and after like a month I went in to eat and all the workers were like "what happened?"...
Im afraid I could make this really messy... but also... 
whatever! hahhaha its gotta happen and if it get touched by my chaotic manos and spirals out of mano... then we´ll just know its mine. 
Does this even make sense?
How very Slytherin of me to be worried the most about losing control of a situation.

Anyway. Been thinking a lot about Karson and how FREAKING LONG its been since I hugged that kid! The last time you saw me I was 18 and when you see me next I will be 22! WEIRD! I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU KARS! TE QUIERO!!!!

now i´ll send a ton of pictures...

I know I don´t write much but I hope it comes off well how happy I am lately.... seriously
Cloud 9


XOXO LIBERTEE


P.S. Just because my letters have become more sucky and less cool testimony/things I am learning/ preachy... just wanted to add the fact that I still know that Jesus is the Son of God and that I am a member of and missionary for HIS church. The awe and privilege of being and knowing this is not lost on me. 

Tuesday, March 3, 2015


Yo! So soooo much happened since I last gloomily typed my stressful words onto the keyboard in Mariano Roque Alonso. Most importably: The Biebster turned 21....
Ok so I REALLY.... I REALLY don´t even Know HOW to explain to you HOW GREAT I AM! GUESS WHY? 
*backstory* in the CCM my compañera, Hermana Moreno, didnt like it when I spoke to the people in the North American group so I stayed with the Latinos All day... and it was fine except I was pretty stressed sometimes or just like homesick but I wanted to UNLOAD in Ingles! 
So in my room at night I would push my bunk together with HNA Whittaker and whisper FOREVER (pretty sure I already sent a picture of us from the CCM and explained this but... whatever.) 
Since then whenever we saw each other in the office (not that often because I just stayed in Mariano and YBY YAU forever) we´d ask "When are we going to me companions?"
Well anyway
Hermana Fardos and I dressed up like Elders and went to district meeting and it was way funny and then they announced changes and "Hermana Valenzuela se va a Anahi con Hermana Whittaker."
"MIS SUEÑOS SE CUMPLIO!" is what I said (I have it recorded)

and then .... JOY! THATS WHY IM SO HAPPY! 
Seriously we couldnt even BELIEVE our luck and we stayed up too late laughing until we cried . HARD. because we were just so happy.
SHES JUST ME EXCEPT WITH BLUE EYES.
We think the exact same and we keep just laughing and we cant stop talking like Bill and Ted! She loves 80´s movies and sings me way cool songs from awesome bands because shes got Siiiick taste! She plays the drums! We havent shut up for the past week! I KNOW heavenly Father put us here to help me reach my potencial. I feel spiritually BUFF, Emotionally HIGH and just so happy! Its like I am just hanging out with STEE, except Im still doing REALLY effective-better than ever missionary work in South America!
I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER BECAUSE SHE LOVES LIFE AND IS WAY FUNNY TOO!!!!!!!
and because of that, like were not over thinking stuff and the spirit guides so well in our lessons. The members here are SO nice! It´s all what I imagined the mission would be like when I first came... Except now I am more prepared spiritually to actually help thanks to the stuff I learned from before in other areas. 
Elder Goss my (old) Zone Leader told us a story about this Elephant and a Circus that would pull down GIANT trees and crush cars but then when his act was over they would put a chain on its neck and stake it to the ground. 
A young boy saw this and pondered ¿Why, when he has strength to do all these marvelous things in the show, does he not just rip the tiny metal nail from the ground and break free?
The trainer explains that since the Elephant was a baby they had staked him in. In his youth the elephant had tried and tried for days to break free, but at that point was too weak and couldnt, So he stopped trying and never tried again, even once full grown.
IM THAT ELEPHANT! Except I AM trying again. Im SO much bolder than ever, but I think it´s a good thing! Im not afraid to loving call people to repentance because I have more strength and love thanks to experience. I cant explain it better but I am a better missionary, Im in a promising area and things are coming "easily" now because Im confident-er (not a word) and less stressed. Im so happy!
WE HAD A WEDDING WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! WE DIDNT REALLY EVEN KNOW THE PEOPLE! IDK HOW IT HAPPENED! (the opposite of my other wedding) hahahaha they dont have the lessons yet, but thats like if someone wants to quit smoking BEFORE you teach the Word of Wisdom! YEAH! GO for it! GET MARRIED! Keep the Law of Chastity and now we will get you ready to be an eternal family!
There are a million funny jokes and storied to tell from this week. Ill try my best.
We are having so much fun!
I cleaned the whole house so well and organized everything and HNA Whittaker says I´ll be a good Mom and I realized I learned SO much from My Momma and Im so grateful! Mom, You taught me how to make a house a home! 
Hermano Tito (a guy from the ward) was so happy with how well Hermana Whittaker and I sing and he keeps calling us all the time asking us just to sing! hahaha He also said he loves my bushy Eyebrows and is glad I dont twease. hahaha THEY LOVE THAT IM A CHANGA. 
Then this investagator, Hermano Sosa, started rubbing my finger tips during lunch to see if I was musical. I have never whished I had calouses from the guitar SO BADLY! I had to be like NO IM LAME! but then he brought out a UKE! I couldnt remember how to play! YIKES! but i think it will be fine but I NEED TO LEARN THE GUITAR AND REMEMBER THE UKE! Regardless he just played while I sang and that my FAVORITE! I could even just sing and he would just follow. I sang Snails by the Format and he told me I should leave my mission and start a band.
This little girl saw a picture I have of Grandma, Z and I and asked which one I was. hahahahaha
Then  I was talking to this little kid and he got nervous and just pretended like he fell asleep like right there in his chair. hahahaha it was so funny. His name in Angel and he has 5 years. He and his whole family have lice and they handed me the cuttest baby puppy and I pet it and moved its fur and saw a lice and just handed it back. It was sad because I love puppies!!! but... LICE! (its not my biggest fear, but still)
Then this really anciana Hermana came up to meet me and told me I have mexican eyes! I love being Mexican! Everyone always just guesses that Im from Argentina and IDK Why because according to what most people say my accent sounds Colombian ( I LOVE YOU HERMANA LINARES). 
I bore a really good testimony to introduce myself and BARELY teared up! (Because I usually LOSE it!) IM GROWING!
Life is good and I will be talking like Bill and Ted, singing good songs in the street and DOING WORK here for the next 6 weeks with my SOUL SISTER--H WHITTAKER (first name Chloe, second name Severena... I call her DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Peace out for now.
Im so happy.
XOXO

HERMANA VALENZUELA aka DUUUUUUUUUUDDDEEE

We went to this REALLY hip ice cream pizza place.... I think I found my home in Oklahoma.



that other one of just our heads is like our weird relationship in a photo...


Then this is that wedding we had. The couple is so cute and stuff... And then that`s us like when we were trying to figure out how the wedding even happened and it`s just like kinda weird but cool that it did happen! 




I love Linares

Me, preaching on a rock in front of the temple

Me meeting that Tawaiinese guy I told you about a while ago

I was really Sad when Sara Samaniego Left




Love at the Temple (PS HNA FARDOS is Training! )

I really love Sara